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Right-wing activist Riley Gaines took to social media to criticize the judges and participants of a Riley Gaines Lookalike...
Who wouldn’t want to be Batman? He’s rich, revered, and so handsome he makes a young Michael look like throw up and Ben Affleck look like Casey Affleck. But Batman has problems. The biggest one is ...
Arriving home after a strenuous 12-hour shift at the Dallas Fort Worth International Airport, Transportation Security ...
Embattled White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia has been fired following a disastrous debut, according to everyone ...
Following a widely panned debut by Katie Zacharia as the new White House press secretary, special advisor Stephen Miller...
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Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced that the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan on December... Read the full masterpiece ...
LOS ANGELES — Descendents fans lucky enough to attend the band’s recent show at the Hollywood Palladium were treated to a brand new song called “Milo Goes to Bed Before 10,” introduced by lead singer ...
NEW YORK — A conclave of scene elders has announced that Good Charlotte, once the undisputed pariah of all things punk-adjacent, now ranks only “third or fourth” on the list of shitty things done by ...
BALTIMORE — Black metal vocalist Ben “Plaguebearer” Rockwood wreaked havoc during Wincrest Elementary’s recent Play Day following questionable face paintings he gave to the children, confirmed angered ...